Garfield and Friends: Garfield's Hunt

I used to like Garfield, but then I saw an episode that scarred me for life.

One day, I was browsing the Internet when I saw a link to a mysterious website. I opened it, and it said, "This is an episode of Garfield and Friends that never aired. It contains intense blood and gore. DO NOT DOWNLOAD!" I thought it was a prank and downloaded the episode.

It was the normal intro, and then the title card said "Garfield's Hunt" with a picture of a blood-stained Garfield eating meat. Jon was preparing lasagna, and Garfield asked if he could have some. Jon said, "No, Garfield! You eat too much lasagna!"

Garfield got angry and said, "Jon, if you don't make me lasagna in 30 seconds, you bastard, I'll make it myself!" Those words shocked me. This was a kids' cartoon.

Jon replied, "Then make it yourself, Garfield."

Garfield said, "I will." He got a kitchen knife and approached Jon.

"Garfield, what the fuck are you doing?" Jon said angrily.

"Making my lasagna," Garfield said. He killed Jon and sliced him open. He got out a lasagna pan and put Jon's intestines in it.

"Now to get the cheese," Garfield said. He went over to Liz's house. Liz said, "Oh, hi, Garfield!"

Garfield pulled out the knife. "Garfield? Garfield!?" Liz said. Garfield dragged Liz into the woods and peeled off her skin. Then he put the skin through a cheese grater. "Now for the sauce," Garfield said.

He went back to his house and sliced Odie open. He used Odie's blood as the sauce. Then garfield said now time for the noodles then killing nermal arlene and the pig duck and chicken with a axe. He used their flesh as the noodles. Finally, Garfield put his creation into the oven. He enjoyed his blood lasagna. Garfield said, "That was good. But it's not enough. One day, I'll use you in my lasagna!"

I immediately threw my computer out. I had nightmares for weeks about Garfield killing me and baking me into his lasagna.