Blue's Clues: No Clues

I remember the day like yesterday. It was a crisp Autumn morning, With a lot of leaves in the air. It was November, and I was just nine. I was happy, it was Saturday. My mom had to run some errands, and my dad was at work ( surprisingly on a Saturday!) I had to take care of my little twin sisters, so did my older sister. I was the only boy child, and I grew out of Blue's Clues when I was 4, cause for some reason I thought it was too "girly". It was only 2001, so I wasn't really surprised of my 15 year old sister suggesting a Blue's Clues VHS.

I start opening the bottom of the desk showing a red VHS with white sides.

It reads, "No Clues."

The text of the VHS was written with a black Sharpie pen, which was really unknown.

Julie said, "Mommy got this for us to watch."

I said, "Hold on, it's too dangerous, it was a backstory in 2000."

I used to be thinking when it was all a backstory showing my mother going to GameStop.

She was walking to buy a Blue's Clues VHS, she pays a card for the emplooyee.

The emplooyee said, "Thank you Mrs. Darly, do this VHS was the exact same thing?"

But the manager said, "Nope, because that VHS means that Steve will come out your house tonight."

She was confused what's going on with the VHS as the backstory ends.

"Don't worry, I got all of our backs if there is something wrong Johnny," my older sister Julie replied.

Julie popped the VHS into the VCR, the videocasette of the VHS starts.

The announcer was heard when the videocasette starts saying, "And now coming to a videocasette!"

The screen shows the Paramount Feature Presentation logo, but it was basically changed.

Instead of the Paramount Feature Presentation that I expected, like my collection of all of my Rugrats VHS tapes. Instead, it was just the 1995 Paramount mountain doing there without texts. Julia and I talked with each other, thinking that this VHS was just a special.

After about 20 seconds waiting, A weird Nick Jr. logo came on. The Nick was just walking in a straight motion, with the Jr. following along. This was silent, and it went on for 10 seconds.

My little twin sisters were getting tired. we stopped the VHS and put the twins ( their names are Daniele and Hannah.) in their cribs. Julia and I wanted to see why this VHS was so weird.

As we got back to the family room, the VCR said "play" in the top left corner. We didn't even touch play! Anyway, we kept watching.

The Nick Jr. logo was still going and for 7 seconds.

Then, Face is shown on the VHS after the Nick Jr. Logo faded to black.

He was a little different, his eyes were very dark crimson, and his white pupils were light lavender. He had a frown. After 5 seconds of silence, he finally said slowly," H-h-hi T-t-t-there, F-f-f-f..." Suddenly, face wailed with pure static noise distorting his sobbing,"Why?...Steve...are...need..Blue..Whaaa...Blue's...next..Nick Jr...."

I was confused. I told Julia to eject the tape. She went to the VCR, Pressing the "Stop/Eject" button repeatedly.

She gave up and said," Not again!"

I told her to just keep watching, so we watched it together.

The Blue's Clues intro started, but instead of the joyful guitar music, there was depressing piano music.

Steve said," Hi out there! It's me, Steve! Have you see Blue, my puppy?" in a voice that sounded NOTHING like Steve.

As when Steve says that, Blue pops out at the left side of the sky landing to the ground playing with the Pixar ball. The screen was zooming to Steve's house opening the door revealing a man resembling Tom Hanks but with Steve's clothes.

Then, the TV bursted with static, and when the episode came back on, Steve was back to normal.

Steve said, "Hello little boys and girls, we won't play Blue's Clues today!"

The background kids said in a confused voice, "Why not?"

The screen shot a tiny burst of static, revealing a grotesque and disgusting corpse of Blue.

Blue was on her back, belly all torn, with her intestines tied all around her. Blue's eyes were popped out of her sockets, revealing orange-yellow eyes with no pupils.

We almost vomit because Blue was one of our favorite cartoon characters, that's because she has a thick stomach.

It cut back to Steve. Steve was smiling so stronger, similar to Suicide Mouse.

Steve said, "You kids will learn about DEATH!"

The TV turned to static for a boring 2 minutes. Julia and I talked about if this was actually made by Paramount.

Julia called 911 and she told me the line was cut. We had to watch the whole thing then.

After the static ended, Steve said that he would be playing a special game. The background kids cheered.

He went to the Side-Table Drawer. Side-Table Drawer said, "Steve, i'm so ex-"

Steve suddenly kills the Side-Table Drawer with his gun and the screen cuts to black. Steve laughed in Donald Duck's voice.

After the screen faded back, we see Steve and Felt Friends on a kitchen.

Steve asked if they wanted any "juice". The couple said "Sure thing". Static once again shot across the screen. I could make out 666 in the static. Julia asked if I saw 666, obviously I said yes. So we snuggled up with each other, waiting for the worst to come.

The episode came back on with Steve grabbing a red juice for Felt Friends.

Steve said, "Here you go, 2 servings of yummy juice."

They drank Steve's juice and liked it.

Mr. Salt asked, "Yummy, what is this?"

Steve replied, "Cyanide and Poison of course."

Mrs. Pepper screeched, "WHAT!?"

Suddenly, the two were coughing up salt and pepper out of their bottles instantly instead of blood. Julia and I watched in horror as the Felt Friends suffered to meet their deaths. Steve was about to grab them

Steve said in PewDiePie's voice, "Blue let's skidooed, we can do!"

Steve skidooed into the picture frame and put both Felt Friends into a wooden boat which there was a lagoon of lava in a black void, but as the Felt Friends got into the boat that was on the lava, the boat burned and the Felt Friends burned to death and Steve was happy then Skidooed back.

Steve was satisfied of his accomplishment. He just kept going.

Shovel and Pail were in the backyard, and they looked sad, and all they were doing were staring at a CGI clock that resembled Tickety Tock.

Shovel said, "Poor Tickety Tock."

Pail said, "I miss Periwinkle."

Periwinkle? He was on the show for only one year back then!

Steve came and said in an old man's voice, "And you're next!"

"NO!" the shovel and pail said.

Steve starts to growl like a tiger as he closes his eyes for 3 seconds and opened them revealing bloodshot eyes.

Shovel and Pail screamed and ran away from "Steve"

Steve sang "Ring around the Rosie" in a creepy little girl's voice and smashed CGI Tickey Tock into bits.

He found Pail and grabbed her by her handle. Pail was bloodcurdling screaming as blood shot all over the yard. Shovel started crying to his sister's death and sprinted away.

Shovel started running to the front yard where he found Mailbox. Shovel told Mailbox to run, but Mailbox said he couldn't, because he was stuck to the ground. Legendary music is heard when Shovel tries to save Pail.

Shovel was running saying, "I'm coming to save you Pail."

Steve came and said, "Hello little yellow shovel, wanna play?"

"Ok." Shovel answered.

Steve put first a giant oven from the kitchen acrossing Mailbox's left side, he later opens Mailbox's face to put Shovel instead of mail, he finally closes Mailbox's face and puts them into the oven, he presses the temperature button to choose hot, the oven starts to see Mailbox with Shovel inside on the oven gate screaming and yelling on the fire, that means when the oven starts to explode revealing a nuclear explosion as Mailbox and Shovel died. Steve was happy and gets back to the house as we see static.

After the static was all gone, we saw Steve and Slipery Soap, but Slipery was blindfolded.

"Are you ready for your present Slipery?" Steve asked all fake happy.

Slipery said in Periwinkle's voice, "I'm always ready!"

Steve counted, "One, Two, Three!"

A knife sliced Slipery Soap in half. Steve was now happy.

The screen shows static and we see Steve sitting on a couch.

"Satan is my king, I must kill myself to make him happy!" Steve said.

Suddenly, the screen turned black and a rope sound came out of the blue.

Then it cut to Steve hanging from a noose. He has light-yellow eyes with red pupils glowing white with a blurry black aura, similar to Squidward's Suicide. The screen later faded to black. The credits music was heard.

The credits began rolling, then the Nickelodeon logo came on.

Reason why it was shaped as a knife:


 * On the top of it was the number 666 and on the bottom was "Tu Turno".
 * Julia told me it was Spanish for "Your Turn."

The screen busted with static one more time and the power went out.

Me and Julia we're alone and being afraid of the dark but then the power came back until it make us happy.

When the power came back, me and Julia we're angry about the VHS. Julia tooks out the VHS in the VCR and throws it to the floor, she later uses a hammer which smashes the VHS into bits.

When the VHS is now destroyed as bits, we're happy, we later threw the VHS into the garbage until is night.

Later that night, our mother returns as she said that it's time to go to bed.

Julia and i said, "Ok mom"

We all sleep in our bed with the exception of our father and our twin sisters.

I said, "Mom, was that on the window?"

Our mother said, "It's only one of our neighbors"

I replied, "Well, that sounds familiar. I'm going to have a look"

I looked up at the window and i saw a person wearing a green-striped pyjama, tiny brown shoes and yellow pants. The person on the window was nicknamed as Steve, i was shocked because he stares at me.

I said, "I don't think it's one of our neighbors."

Our mother said, "What do you mean?"

I replied, "I think it's Steve from the VHS."

We all asked at me saying that why is Steve doing at the window, they ask that Steve stares at me with bloodshot eyes.

Steve said in a deep raspy voice, "I'm going to summon my clones."

We all said, "NO STEVE, DO'T DO IT!!!"

Steve starts to use his hands forming as 2 fists casuing to summon his clones, we realize that his clones have the same design as Steve on the window.

I said, "Run."

We all run before we're chased by Steve and his clones hopping and running like a hare. Steve's clones turned their arms into elastical arms with giant hands which kidnaps Julia and our mother.

Julia and our mother said, "HELP US!!!"

I start crying for their deaths until i'm going to the closet from the basement, i'm now calm down in the closet until pointing fingers of Steve's clones touch my back for 2 times and i was surprised to them, they all sang Ring Around the Rosie in the same creepy little girl's voice, they start torturing me when i cried for help.

I later see other clones of Steve inviting my house which they all take over my house.

I have no choice, so i've opened the window causing to jumped out falling and screaming until i suddenly got throwned into the garbage with broken bottles, a fish-like skeleton, a yacht captain hat, leaves topping my head and a a empty box, i finally found the VHS from the episode that Julia and i watched but sometimes destroyed as bits.

I've survive when i escaped the garbage when i throw the lid away.

I noticed when i'm about to escape the garbage, i suddenly saw a person dressed up as a grotesque and disgusting corpse of Blue from the VHS, i asked him what's his name.

I said, "Blue, is that you?"

The person misunderstood, "Nope, i'm Tom McGrath."

I said, "SAY WHAT?!"

The person pulls of the mask resembling Blue's head saying that the costume reveals Tom McGrath, a person who worked on Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie.

I asked Tom, "Could you help me killing those guys resembling Steve?"

Tom replied, "Sure!"

Tom uses his machine gun which shoots all of Steve's clones and i'm excited to see their deaths.

The 3 of Steve's clones start attacking Tom gasping and eating his machine gun.

I gasped, "What happened to Tom McGrath?"

Tom said, "Get off me you motherfuckers, because i'm Tom!"

One of Steve's clones said in a zombified voice, "No, you're not Tom, you're Blue."

I saw suddenly Steve's clones growing big as they lack pupils and they all revealed a snake-like tongue sticking out, which they start eating Tom McGrath, they start licking Tom's head and sends them to their stomaches causing to see a trail of blood on their lips.

Steve came to see their clones and me when he said, "Now it's time........to DIE!!!!!!"

I said, "NO, THAT HURTS, I WANT TO HAVE MY FAMILY, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It's happeing that it's only a nightmare, i wake up in the next day as a rooster do his sound to wake up.

I said, "Good morning."

That Blue's Clues VHS is why my family is like this. At least it's gone now.

I call that VHS "Blue's Clues: No Clues".

It is my nightmare.

At least me and Julia were alive...

For Now.